I remember reading a story once where someone at a work function complaining of one of his bosses, and the woman to whom he was speaking said, "don't you know who I am? I'm his wife!"
To which the complainer replied, "well, don't you know who I am?"
"Well, no..."
"Good!" And he vanished onto the crowd
Hehe. The joy of not wearing a pad with your visible name on it!!
Anonymity is splendid, it allows many sins!