"Looks like Sunday just became a 'chore day' for you, my friend! But at least you'll have a clean fish tank, freshly painted bedroom, and empty bins to show for it. And let's not forget, the promise of wine at the end of it all. Cheers to that!"
That's Chat GPT's "witty reply" after reading your post. I was going to use it as my own until I realized that it's probably even lamer than any attempt that I would have made... you know, if I wasn't such a lazy SOB.