"Black tar monsters" cracked me up ... and then this: "I finished and sealed him up." - you have no idea what devilish thought went through this warped mind when I read this! (Think: caulking, LMAO!) He looks so sweet sleeping in your arms though ....
Haha, well caulking might have been a viable option!! I can't wait till the tar monsters are done, they are foul!!
LOL. To tell the truth, I never was blessed with having children and have never changed a nappie in my life - NOT going to start now, either! Hehehe. :)
Quite right, its not something I would recommend as a hobby ;O)