If it hasn't ended by now, then by jove, it might never! A thousand years from now, if you ever decide to leave this mortal plane, I'm sure your little lass has already trained an armada of snails to carry your sarcophagus to its final resting place.
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Now wouldn't that be a sight. In fact, my sarcophagus could be an ornately carved Snail shell of pearlescent umber, my resting form slightly visible through its iridescent sheen!
Thats it, I am sold!