JDawg!!! Awesome to see you man!! And even more awesome for you to bring your bag of snail expertise!!
Imagine a snail hitching a ride on your steel chariot. How very dare it!?
The little lady has been on a snail phase for a long time. I am sure it will end... Tell me it will end!!
I do agree with you on the snail pit of dark death. I can think of nothing better!
If it hasn't ended by now, then by jove, it might never! A thousand years from now, if you ever decide to leave this mortal plane, I'm sure your little lass has already trained an armada of snails to carry your sarcophagus to its final resting place.
Now wouldn't that be a sight. In fact, my sarcophagus could be an ornately carved Snail shell of pearlescent umber, my resting form slightly visible through its iridescent sheen!
Thats it, I am sold!