Oh! E-mails are my favorite thing to do! What I do is I click on a checkbox at the top of the heap. It's right there at the top of everything, you can't miss it. What it does is it magically checks all of them, like a mechanical monkey. After that I press a button labeled "Delete" which is French, I think, for "Read everything and reply with the proper response." Then, everything just works itself out. Magic!
Ha, those French! That's an amazing thing! I shall keep an eye out for le checkbox! I might be entering into a new era!
You're already there, Boomdawg! Welcome to the future. We've been waiting for you ;)
Hiya!!
Waves. From a long long way away.
And you've just passed me on the timeline... I guess that's why it's called past. If we ever meet up in the middle, I have a gift there waiting for you. Shall we say... a present.
Oho!! Very good! I like the sound of this present. It doesn't make me feel tense at all...
Perfect! I knew you had a progressive mind, dude. I'm glad you're participleating in that.
Okay, I'm stretching a bit haha!
It was a good stretch!