LAMENT!!!
... of the boar variety.
But, you know what's certainly not boaring? A sordid tale of murder, intrigue and tiger's shit! Good show, old chap! How is Jaffers? It's been a while since I've seen him last. I've been meaning to consult him regarding this odd third nipple that has sprouted. I want to say "it's growing on me" but I feel like it has stalled a bit these last couple of days.
Glad to see you back in full strength, Emile! Now go puff one out!
A third nipple you say. Hmm, perhaps some shit liberally ingested might help. Oh yes, forget all this modern mumbo jumbo!! :0)
The shit worked! I mean, sure it made me piss out my intestines and liver, but at least it got that annoying third nipple out!
Hurrah for the shit!!!!