Witchy!? Of course she is! She has the cups needed by the publicly available water dispenser. I mean... why wouldn't she just put it there for everyone to get. Does getting a cup mean trading one's soul to a practitioner of the dark arts??
That Ikea trip... is that why our once and future overlord's castle is composed of furniture that are practical, well designed and affordable?
Also, it feels so odd seeing a post of yours that I have yet commented on. I feel like it was from a time before our epic friendship began!