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Try wiping your eye in filth. That way you get to experience the joy of one without compromising your morals!

Do you mind if I don't take your advise and give that a miss :)

I dont mind at all!! At least you considered it for a nano second!

I did then thought I best not :)

Well we truly have come full circle cos guess what I thought to myself when I read that.

Good girl!

Yay thats me :)

Hehe, and thats what you said!!