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It's too late for faking. I should have started the fakery last night but I was too busy drinking beer and singing!!

It's gonna be awful and I do have to pretend... Sob!

hehe and you being out yesterday is the main reason on having the mandatory family time now. Take 1 second, give one week

The only solution now is the sneaky drink from the side pocket

I can imagine taking a sneaky drink like that. No doubt done other suffering dad's would spot it and be badgering me for a share!!