LoL, this sounded like you were having lots of fun in the inner room;
I looked up at the ceiling wondering if a God that I didn't believe in would pull me up out of this infernal pit I called life and let me in the upstairs club.
I had to go look up what “panto” really means because sincerely never Heard such words before only for me to find the DC universe 😂 character joker, lol not really him though they looked like freaking clowns .
Haha, I never even thought for a minute that panto was a particular punishment of British people. Of course, now that I think about it I shouldn't be surprised that it is. It's the worst thing ever!
LoL, it is for real 😅