You wernt listening at your wedding when the father in law passed on the knowledge of future success, The Good Lady was trained by her Mother,
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"Its FREE, I have been invited to " ITS FREE" a beer tasting session, IT WONT COST. Etc
Dont forget a couple to take home so you can drown that crocodile that has been shitting in your mouth all night long, a couple for monday might be a good idea too