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As long as its good liquid, :)

They tell me that the ' Water' bottled in lots of ' Glen****' is the best.
Would have kept the kids quiet as well, imagine a dram or two in the baby's bottle, should work a treat, even now, a couple in the slaves coffee and you could have your garden, no sweat.
Might even kill the pain. Great ' Water'.

HA the cheeky sod has nabbed my whisky i was bought 2 bottles of red stag as i like a little tipple before bed, he decides he likes it too and drank them

At least it wasn't a "Glen ******" , They would help take the pain away.

I wish something would take away my pain :(

Get a tittie bottle, fill it with Glen ****, refit the top, curl up and drift the night away.
The top is to stop the waste when the bottle falls from your sleeping mouth.

In My dreams maybe