We have a "Comunity Patrol" set up in our small town, two volunteers climb into an old Kia Rio, that has seats that are well past their use by date, and drive around the town looking for potential trouble, we have a radio on the police band and can tell them of anything we see.
They came down to the Festival, rubbernecking and drinking free coffee, and parked the Rio alongside an almost new Mercedes 2 seater ragtop, I went over to the boss of the patrol and suggested we move our sponsor's signage from our heap of S*** to the
Bright Red Mercedes, I thought it would be a far better patrol car, [anything would].
Like El Jefe's sense of humour, he said no, because it was the wrong colour, all patrol cars had to become white cars only, so this one was no good.
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