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If you didn't have a drink before this story, you might need one after.

Indeedy !LOL depending on time of the day though 😉
Luckily I am sipping from my wine 🍷 this evening, so all good 😎

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

Credit: marshmellowman
@nonameslefttouse, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @littlebee4

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ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Does wine make you piss a lot? Serious business inquiry.

Hehe nope, beer 🍺 is much worse. (What I don’t drink)
Depends in all cases how much you drink. So a bar that sells lots of beer has customers for you 😉

Could probably skip the smashing and just dig a tunnel underneath one of those gold mines.