Lmfao this is pure gold. I always laugh my ass off reading your posts.
I like how you can write a paragraph describing something that lasted probably 1,5 seconds. So you jotted this down on paper? Good to know! Your technique is unique.
By the way let us know tomorrow if you did actually score a day off by accident. Would love to have proof life works this way.
ps: That bird probably wanted to tell you something.