The Boss Got Back Inside His Truck
I won't be seeing him again until Monday, I thought.
I even said, "Have a good weekend," with a cheerful tone to go along with my half-baked smile.
"You won't be here tomorrow."
That's what I thought he said when I quickly responded with, "Nope! Can't wait to sleep-in!"
He was looking at his phone when I was finished saying my piece. I noticed his head jolt. He looked at me. Blank. He blinked three times, then his left eyelid twitched at least four more times while the right eye stared off into space. It all happened so fast.
Nothing was said, he drove away.
I should have been working.
Instead, I sat down(once the coast was clear).
Ah yes. This is the life.
Such a beautiful Friday morning I had in the middle of nowhere, Canada.
Surrounded by tools, trucks, tractors, farm implements, and nature.
All I could smell was that sweet sweet delicious aroma of a weekend around the corner, until I went for a sip of that God of Nectar I had stashed away in the toolbox; coffee. I can't honestly say which smelled the best without feeling bad for the loser, so I won't.
Hmmm?
I thought.
Why did he give me, The Look?
Oh well. Back to sitting around and doing nothing which gets boring rather quickly so I went for a walk.
The sun was shining. The birds were chirping.
One bird thought a metal building was made out of wood. This particular bird was also of the pecker variety.
Ting-ting-ting-ting-ting. Ting-ting. Ting-ting-ting. Ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting. Ting-ting.
I wondered if she was trying to tell me something. Was this Morse code?
I looked around to make sure I was still the only one there. I was, so I used the two wrenches I brought with me(as long as you're carrying a tool, you look busy) and proceeded to tell the bird to, "Please be quiet, you dumb bird," with my own series of ting sounds.
The Bird Refused
And these hoses aren't going to replace themselves, I thought.
That was a fine way to eat up nearly two hours of my awesome Friday morning but there was work to do. Enough to keep me busy, until lunch, if I go slow enough.
Inside the shop. That's the last place I saw the heat gun.
I needed the heat gun, so I casually walked to the shop. Once inside, I noticed the calendar.
April 26, 2018
Thursday. Wait. What? How?
I was walking back to the shop to get the extension cord I forgot when I realized what I had done.
He didn't say, "You won't be here tomorrow." He said, "You won't be here tomorrow?"
There's a huge difference.
So
Here I sit, again.
I can't help but wonder if I pissed him off to the point of pure silence, and that's why he drove away like that without saying anything; or did I just accidentally score a day off tomorrow?
Three day weekend because I thought it was Friday today? Is this really how life works now? That's all I had to do?
Or should I just continue to do nothing today, then come in tomorrow and actually do something?
Maybe, instead of sitting in the shop and jotting all of this down on paper, I should go home...
I desperately needed it to be Saturday today!
It's past midnight here, so technically it's Friday ;)
It looks like I clicked the wrong reply button. What a strange start to this Friday.
Ahahahaha! That's ok! You reminded me of a greek song that wishes for the whole week to be a looong Sunday and Monday would only have to come 1-2 times a year.
Great song, chair boogying in progress... I have 2.5 hours of Friday left...
If I invented the calendar, things would be different around here. We'd have an entire month, all Friday, and it would be better than Christmas.
Can I request a months of Sundays instead, or even better, Saturdays?
It's here! Finally Friday is here! :)
It's hard to find good help these days. The boss is lucky to have you there, as a sort of woodpecker whisperer who can talk to birds and all. Valuable skills, nice to see you getting paid for that craft. Isn't this actually Wednesday? I think this is only Wednesday, that's going to be a 4.5 day weekend, you probably need to get that bird sorted out first?
I can talk to the birds, but they don't listen. Attitude problems.
I actually thought that it was Friday too. We have a public holiday tomorrow so that usually messes with my mind. I hope you have a nice weekend!
I'll have a good weekend, when it finally gets here. LOL! I can't just leave everything laying where I left it. Gotta run!
Lolx, same happened with me. My mom asked my what day is today i said, Mom it is Wednesday :D
I am sure some Ghosts are working on this project world wide t make the humans forgetful :D :D
Let’s just make sure your boss reads your Friday’s post today on Thursday. Anyway, you are not the only one. It happened to me recently as well. I scheduled the job for this specific date keeping in mind it was actually a day later. Everyone was ready on that day and when I realized I made a mistake I hade to reschedule everyone except me. I was too lazy to get up and go to work that day. Mentally, I wasn’t ready.
Lmfao this is pure gold. I always laugh my ass off reading your posts.
I like how you can write a paragraph describing something that lasted probably 1,5 seconds. So you jotted this down on paper? Good to know! Your technique is unique.
By the way let us know tomorrow if you did actually score a day off by accident. Would love to have proof life works this way.
ps: That bird probably wanted to tell you something.
Nothing ruins a Friday quite like realizing it's only Tuesday. This is almost as painful, yes.
I triple checked. Today is officially Friday and nothing will be able to take it away from me this time. No more pain.
Better not be a Friday! I rather like Thursdays. I rather like all days of the week. I know some people who just wish away the entire week till they get to their days off and wasted those as well. Since your internal clock is messed up you should at least screw with the boss and come in on Sunday acting like it’s a Monday!
I could probably go in on Sunday, pretend it's Monday for a few hours and act like that bothers me. I need to figure out a way to stop treating every day like a Wednesday though.
Well I for one hate Fridays because it means the start of the weekend, and given that I work at a restaurant, that weekend is the busiest time for me. Therefore I'm quite glad that it's Thursday.
However, there have been many times throughout the week when I have forgotten what day it is. Probably because I work 7 days a week and I see the same people everyday.... and I tend to do the same thing everyday. I'm looking forward to getting out of this rut but unfortunately money is something the world continues to seem to want to need for some reason.
Good to see you posting brother.
I worked in a restaurant awhile back. I told the boss I had another job to go to on weekends. That's how I managed to get every weekend off.
Three day weekend!!! Yeehaa!! If it is, lol
I ended up going back, finished everything, earned myself a three day weekend.
Wayhay, you genuinely can't beat em!!
Oh _nooo! Lol... I hate when that happens.... but luckily, you've got a nice surprise coming someday soon when it goes in the other direction.
And that's when you'll realise. And life will be good.
For fuck sake, I just had a quick look at the calendar HOPING it was still Thursday, because, you know, I still have a ton of work to do, but I am 1 day ahead of you so no. It is Friday.
I was busy and now I'm late responding to everyone. I finished my ton of work. Now I can relax and enjoy this day, hopefully.
haha I thought the same thing yesterday
We should just start calling every day, Today. Problem solved.
awesome idea, we work the first two todays of the week and rest the last five todays of the week...
It IS Friday here. But it felt like Saturday, darn it. No, wait. That's a good thing. I still have two days of weekend left! But I have to do taxes, so actually I won't have any weekend...
friday is really great day of passing a great time with friends and family,,
i appreciated this day..
no dout ,,in these day to get a free time for relax,,
i agreed ,thanks for share
wow very excellent post
great post, I confess that your profile causes me a little scary haha but it's cool
Sometimes some unexpected events happen and make us really lose touch of the date or day,
I think you really wanted the weekend to come so badly, that's why you assumed it was Friday
Well that look he gave you obviously was the clue you needed
Time flies!
I hate when I do that. Glad I'm not the only one. LOL
You should come to Kashmir
It's already Friday here 😝😝
😂🤣 it's Friday dude
Friday starts on Thursday at 5pm anyway, you're good. lol
Haahaha. You have your own ways of messing with people and having fun. Now your meeting with yourself mate. Have a chill my friend. Nice to have you back
yes sir today is friday.... nice post...
wish you a nice weekend...
It's one of the best post
thanks
Wow Como han cambiado las cosas por una simple confucion tu fin de semana se alargo, Que pasara cuando hables con tu jefe ahora?
man life busy on the job but sometimes funny on her life
i am love on your blog thank's for sharing the post
i love your post your post so funny
It's the most awful thing to wake up happy because you think it's Friday and to realize it isn't!
I really like that you are clever enough to use a couple of wrenches as your "busy tools". I was working with a guy that grabbed a 12 lb sledge to carry across the lease to look busy. I grabbed half a coil of twine and a pair of nippers. He was tired out from looking busy at 2 PM and I lasted until 7 PM for two hours of OT. That guy didn't last.
Also, I found that the peckers really like the tin flashing above my bedroom in the morning, so I rubberized it and after the first three got whiplash, I think the word got around to fly right by.
Assuming the 6 dots are actually 2 + 4 dots, the bird said "5 is ihi". Maybe it was its birthday.
Shouldn't you have called your boss?