These fooking storms, eh? Will they ever end?
The Bear-Man grimaced as he pushed the door closed against another onslaught of wind and rain.
Aye, it's pish alright. Global warming.
I said with the certainty of a man who dresses his Stormin Norman to the left and has no time for hogwash.
Global warmin, nah. It's just fookin Winter, man
The Bear-Man growled like an old Alsatian with one testicle.
Pfft.
I jiggled my face in a wubbly-wup motion to show my disapproval.
The Bear-Man growled unhappily and prowled around his shop.
Whatever it is. One thing is guaranteed.
He stopped a couple of feet from me, his animal musk filling my nostrils.
It reminded me of the time my old granny thought she would make a pie out of a dead fox that she found.
We all wished we were dead that day.
And what's this one thing that is guaranteed?
I asked with a devilishly handsome raised eyebrow.
The Bear-Man tilted his chin up and looked at me defiantly.
There are no easy answers.
He uttered with much gravitas.
Aye, that's true.
I said bringing my eyebrow back down from is lofty heights in case too much devilry roused the Bear-Man's slumbering penis.
It's a fact of life, isn't it? There are no easy answers.
He stated pacing back and forth like a Roman Emperor of old delivering a speech to the senate before being stabbed till he was dead as fuck.
I guess so.
I muttered, attempting to return to my beer shelf browsing.
Think about it and you will see... THERE ARE NO EASY ANSWERS!
The Bear-Man's voice rose to a crescendo.
Aye, alright then. There are no easy answers. I get it.
I edged away from the Bear-Man who was clearly having an unhinged day.
You get it do ya?
The Bear-Man made this sound almost like a threat.
Aye, I get it, there are no easy answers.
I said with an air of exasperation.
But what if I told you there were?
The Bear-Man's voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper.
He reached under his weird serial-killer- like suede apron and pulled out a bright yellow can of beer.
Ha!! I 'ad ya there! There are Easy Answers!!
I rolled my eyes till I was dizzy and accepted the can.
Fuck sake, couldn't you just have said you were talking about a beer, instead of the pantomime?
The Bear-Man laughed.
Now where would be the fun in that!
So easy it is to have a beer and relax.
But there are no easy answers when you have more than one beer on you, the answers become difficult for everyone else to understand.
Haha, you are right there. I find this out every Saturday!
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The Bear-Man and his rather coquettish pant(ing)omiming is like going to a favorite coffee shop to flirt with the barista.
Quite the charade player! :)
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Hehe, it is a bit. I actually do frequent a certain coffee shop to flirt with a saucy tattooed barista lady!
Oh, please say she will be a new player in the game of Boom. :)
Lol, she might actually be!!
Oh, this one would be like a dream come true!!! :) I double-dog dare you. You know you want to!
Getting drunk off the world's easy answers, one day at a time.
It can only be one day at a time or....doom!!!! :0D
Meester Doom
Did someone say DOOM..?
:OD
There are no easy answers to that, except for, "Yes."
MohohohowahR!!!!!!
And now I have your soul!
You found my soul! It's been lost for years!
Did someone say DOOM..?
:OD
.....yeeeah I am with you on that one haha!
Sounds like you both learnt a lot from one another :P hahahaha!!!!
She was a great source of knowledge! Sadly she was also a shit cook!!
She was a great source
Of knowledge! Sadly she was
Also a shit cook!!
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HAHAHA kak combo :P
Lol. Defo!
Ha ha, the bear man sounds like a bar man I used to know called Kenny. He was a muey Thai champion kick boxer and he was always fckn with me like that... putting the shits up me, then flipping it like 'don't worry m8, have a drink and calm down'... so I would, and I did 🤪
Beer is always the easy answer... as Homer Simpson once said:
Haha, it is definitely both the answer and the causer!
Did you do the Muay Thai yourself? I did it for a while. I was both horrified by it and overjoyed by it. My cousin is now a bloody champion at it. It makes for an interesting family gathering. Especially when the beer is flowing!
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Ha ha, sounds like a recipe for a good old fashioned family kick off.
No, I never got into Muay Thai except watching it on the TV. But I did do taekwondo for 3 years and got quite good at kicking the shit out of blocks of wood 😆
Wish I could go back to it but a back injury had left my hamstrings tight so the hurdle stretching you need to do to condition three legs is impossible.
I'll just stick to the one inch punch!
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Well I got lucky and stumbled across your post. The fucking geniuses that run this shitshow have made some more "improvements" to ensure that platform will become even more difficult to use. No feed to keep up with those you follow... the search mechanism doesn't work anymore, so you can't find your old posts. Hell you can't even find yourself on there. No easy answers infuckingdeed!!!
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I found out the search is broken today! I was kinda lost without it. And I must admit, the feed is fucked. It's ok on desktop but for once I wish the focus wasn't if it's ok on desktop is ok. Everyone uses devices these days!!!.
Ah, the bastards. Still, at long as they have communities they are happy. For now :0D
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It was broke yesterday too. I'm just writing everything on Palnet because at least I can enter quotes and italics and such. My antique computer IS my device, it's a Gateway 825 GM from the late 90's. I still haven't figured out what the communities are all about... I'm just a lost old man in a world run by stupid kids lol!
Ah the communities are a good idea, when we have lots of users. For now, I worry that they will end up closing people off from posts they would normally see. Like today. The place is dead!
I joined 3-4 like Deepdives because I know the mod from years ago. I haven't seen Familyprotection or informationwar which are two tags I frequently use. I don't even know if you're supposed to use community tags. Honestly I liked things the way they were in 2016! It took me until 2 months ago to figure out how to insert quotes.
It's probably dead because nobody knows how to use it... and half doesn't work
I suspect that last sentence will be more accurate than anything!
Yeah, it does seem a barrier to logging on to your feed and just seeing stuff. I have had trouble with comments loading or not loading and all sorts of stuff
@meesterboom & @richq11. Over here on a post from @skramatters where some people were commenting and asking a few questions about WTF was happening with our feed pages and how to have access to them again. I think I offered a handsomely cryptic good 'explanation' on what's going on with that. :)
Hey! but don't forget read that revealing & educative comment of mine over there with a good Rosetta Stone handy. Hahahaha
Lol. Nice legs.... Couldn't help it. Your musky friend sounds like quite a character.
He's a nutjob but has the best beer shop for miles!!!
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... and he is an incredible salesman!
True, he does pretty much hand me the beers I buy every week!
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STOPWell to be honest the bloke has got a point lol. Sometimes the thrill is in the chase.
Lol. Aye, that's true... Horrifyingly :0D
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The Bear-Man and you make a great pair sir meesterboom, I mean in the way of a comedy team! That artwork is freaking disturbing this time. lol.
Hehe, that one was a bit whacky. I just searched for answers and that was one of the pictures that came up! Will, it is three pictures merged into one!
I still think you should get an art or creative award for all those great images you put together!
Ha, so do I, my biggest fear is that no one blooming notices!
Ha, so do I, my
Biggest fear is that no one
Blooming notices!
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I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
Well, I don't know how they could not notice but I guess they could just get used to them and not think about it. I'm always blown away by them no matter what drivel the post is like. lol...just teasing! you're the funniest writer on here by far!