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I was thinking it might be a good time to get drunk and take pictures of my bush. You are an inspiration to many, Sir.

Why thank you, my bushcraft has rarely attracted such compliments at least not since '96.

I look forward to seeing these pictures, usual dead letterbox drop?

Yeah, where you go to get the special deliveries.

That's the one. Usual protocols.

Yes. Red hat, brown pantyhose.

Codeword is BEGONIAS

Gotcha... Wait, Do the begonias go in the pantyhose like last time?

No! Stop doing that! It's weird!