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Oh look! It's the version of me that speaks with a Scottish accent! What brings me here today?

I read somewhere else you had said someone called you a "gay failure" LOL!

It can be quite the shit-show out there...

Does the CIA pay well or is that the job that drives you to drink and create beer posts?

That's right, the gay failure because I mentioned that someone has a boner for me because they wouldn't stop going on about the downvote I gave them!!

Oh this place. In fact the internet, it just gives and gives and gives!!

And it is a prerequisite of the job in the CIA to drink like a fiend!

Shoplifters act the same way. I wonder why?

Because they are bastatas!!

I was lucky enough to catch a troll today!

Was it the weak Frenchman? I had to resist from replying to him! What a penis

I decided to downvote in order to trigger him into spending his entire day here becoming increasingly angry, while I pay no attention. This is for science.