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Ah no worries yet... Just when you cross that big 5 0...that's when everything starts to go!

I'm truly on the slope downward now. I have the forboding!!!

Ye gods, the less-carbs thing is the worst!

I know, man, I think I can get away with one these days!

You'll be right, get the good lady to rag your ass every time you look at carbs...It's the only way.