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No! That's DESOCKULATING! Justin needs to DESOCKULATE!

I thought he had to DEPUPULATE??

Why isn't he DEPUPULATING!??!!

No no no no no! You gotta desockulate the discompopulator before anything!

OH no!!!!! Too late. I DECOMPOPULATED?!

Now I'm spent...

...and there's no goddamn toilet paper to clean up this mess.

Can life possibly get any worse...

It's OK!!! All is WELL!! I got some toilet paper!!!

Its a bit used but luckily I think they had a hard fermented poo and its not too stained.

We can share if you like, We can use different sides.

Just hang it over the shower curtain rod when you're done. Maybe use the hair dryer on it for a few minutes. Don't strain yourself though. Save your energy.