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I'm DECENTRAHOLEISING!!!

With socks...

No! That's DESOCKULATING! Justin needs to DESOCKULATE!

I thought he had to DEPUPULATE??

Why isn't he DEPUPULATING!??!!

No no no no no! You gotta desockulate the discompopulator before anything!

OH no!!!!! Too late. I DECOMPOPULATED?!

Now I'm spent...

...and there's no goddamn toilet paper to clean up this mess.

Can life possibly get any worse...

It's OK!!! All is WELL!! I got some toilet paper!!!

Its a bit used but luckily I think they had a hard fermented poo and its not too stained.

We can share if you like, We can use different sides.