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Yes. I adapt quickly to new cults. Just give me good leadership and direction and before you know it I'll be abusing women and setting gay people on fire. I assume this discipleship includes full benefits and the right to author my own holy book?

You may indeed receive full benefits and author your own book. In fact the book thing is the expected graduation!

Damn those pesky others. We will be free of them!!

I eagerly await the eternal suffering of the damned. Peace be with you.