Lol, that is a hilarious table!
That would be magnificent if they got us something like that. They think they have hit the jackpot by getting us soft furnishings but dont seem to realise we could do with a bit of fun!
They have promised us a terrace on the new building. Apparently it is north facing, which in Scotland is the kiss of death. They cant get anything right!
I'm not complaining (much), but when I started here, we also had a pool table and beer on tap (2 taps). But, once we were acquired by an American firm, the American lawyers thought that beer on premises wouldn't portray the right image..... I agree and disagree all at the same time.
To be fair, the taps were only unlocked if someone who had their "Smart Serve" certificate was in the room.