Fear not. I see a little excess poundage as just another little challenge on this great road we call life.
I shall slay it and then bellow my contempt at the skies. In the silence that follows my dominion will be plain.
Finally the forces that conspire against me will come to see the futility of their actions and exalt me as the lord of all.
Oh I do not fear anything at all. I have the utmost faith in you. Your quest is a cake walk compared to the other trials that you have undergone. This whole endeavor is as easy as pie for you, dude. I know it, with every fiber of my being. Oh the muscle that you will uncover will be but icing.
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I found that amusiing. I am not sure if you will notice but I have left a couple of clues :O)
Oh man! Clues?? HUHU! I'm a sucker for mysteries! I shall endeavor in weeding them out post haste!!
MEGA LOLZ! :OD