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Tall tales the elderly have dreamed up to scare us. A world without internet, ha! That's about the most hilarious thing I've heard in an hour! Siri, mark that down as a good joke.

Good old Siri, she had been there for mankind since the dawn of time... That's what she said right?

[Siri voice]

That is right, Boom Dog. You are correct in what you have stated.

Siri voice: I like chocolate logs

[Siri voice]

I like when they smear across my face. I am a dirty girl. A dirty, dirty girl.

Oh dirty Siri!! DIRTY!!