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No deal. It is 8000 or I refuse to vote for your next post.

This is getting tricky. I only have 8600 SP. How about I offer you...

9000!!

I must refuse. 10000 or I say the f-word again.

Fuckity!! Alright, you have me at eleven. What more could you want... My shoes?

11k, THREE shoes, and a donkey.

Take the damn donkeys! Take them. I am done with being a donkey man

12000!

12k, THREE shoes, all of the donkeys, some bacon, bread, tomatoes, lettuce. Your watch, cell phone device, credit cards, jacket, socks, the car...and I'd now like to live in your basement, yes? This is a deal?