Hahahaha!! Just remember to tell her that she doesn't have to take the whole box. There are loads! Its heavy and big. I was expecting a little urn or something. Instead I get this big pile of ashy nonsense.
Next time I scatter ashes its in the sea. That way they wont blow about too much!
maybe they'll put me in a tiny little box🤣
Hahah, it is a something to hope for!
I have to get the XL clothes now... at least when dead, let's hope it's a slender, thin figure that fits in a little box heh heh!
:0)
Then another doubt arises... my wife always insists that she wants to die before me.
now I don't contradict her also because I have no idea when I want to die, or rather the idea would exist and it never is... but it can't be done so I prefer not to think about it dehihihi.
What I wonder, if I'm left alone who will scatter my ashes?
Damn I'm screwed, if Regginà in 2100 will reach the champions cup I won't even see a game!
What then if instead of cremating me they bury me in the stadium maybe I could come back in the form of a zombie... during a game it wouldn't even be bad, I'd save on the ticket.
A zombie wouldnt be a bad thing :O)
I always think when you are gone you are gone so who cares about the ash scattering!
Well yes this is true; However, if my ashes were scattered in the Italian parliament and one of the politicians breathing them died, he wouldn't be too bad.
Once I went I went, but at least when I was dead I would have screwed one of those foolish thieves with it.... excuse my French.
But yeah then I'm so lazy alive, let alone dead lol!