I thank you kindly milady for your honeyed words.
Yes, that is a most fitting piece. I am sure that he will keep at the chance of taking you up on an honest offer. Perhaps date I say he may change his ways? If not then a good belting with a stout rod should be adminstered!
Sadly, the fellow is still at it. I'm afraid I am no good with a rod though, so I shall continue to follow him around with my own form of advertisement instead.
I think that will work just fine!!!