I wish our cats would have poo'd in the garden but they refused. Gits.
I ask ask for the cleaning it up. Now that you mention it, maybe that's what he was thinking about leaving smears on the grass. It rains so much here though that you think it would wash away a bit. It was a foul thing to see!!
Not as bad as the gits who hand it up on trees. That's just plain odd too!
Yeah, bagging it and leaving it behind is just weird. There are a fair few bins around here for the crap. I did hear of some short-sighted old lady who mistook one for a letter box :)
Haha, that is a new definition of shitpost!!
There are bins all over here too but some funkers just hate doing anything they are meant to!