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You're back on saturday???? Fuck, ah better start clearing this place up! Ah thought you were away for two weeks n telt every cunt you ah had an empty!! :)

You know you canny wait tae get back here!! :)

Shame it's meant to be raining on staurday. That's when aw they nice men and women walk around the streets playing their pipes and drums! Shame!! :)

Aw naw, ma hoose is gubbed :0)

Ah, rain is too good for them!

:) Don't you be bringin back any of that sun noo. We've had our fill for this year! :)