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dude you're simply the best😂
i have no words your comments are da bomb and you always make my day😂 😘👌

Yeah I dunno which would be worse listening to some of your "gurus" or slitting my wrists. Not sure which would be more painful. 😉 lol #realguru

OMG LOL I had to read this twice 😂
was kinda scared at first:P
but man by experience i can say no doubts in mind that I'd take physical pain anyday over emotional pain