Do You See Them?
Of course you do.
If you didn't see them, look for them. Take your time. I have all day.
You know what?
I didn't plan on writing a post today.
I didn't do anything today either. That's probably a lie.
- I woke up early
- I made coffee
- I drank coffee
- I made more coffee
- I drank that coffee too.
What a Boring Article
You'd think I'd at least stop typing...
Nope. Still hitting those keys. I have a feeling, eventually, if I keep typing, something will be said.
Nothing is said when I stop. That's what I noticed a few seconds ago.
Would you believe: It has been thirty minutes since I started writing this piece of shit?
Totally fact.
So What Else Did I Do Today?
Nothing.
Sure, it took a long time to produce that image up there. I lose track of time when I do stuff like that though. It's like time doesn't exist when I enter that zone. I did another as well but I think I'll save that for tomorrow.
Oh!
That reminds me...
Earlier in the day, when I was busy doing nothing, I went out for a stroll. I was trying to think of something to write about. You know how it is. I was hoping a joke or two or maybe the plot to a story would just pop up within my mind because, well, that's how it works.
Blank.
I overheard the television once back inside. It was a dieting commercial. You can eat anything and still lose weight! One of those commercials.
My mind wandered away so I pushed the button that puts coffee in my cup, again. Anytime my brain goes into power saving mode, my body seems to walk towards the coffee and push that button. I just follow along, go with flow, see where I take me. I never seem to get lost, so that's good.
Anyway.
The cup was nearly full.
I had already turned the tv off. The Price is Right was over. Suddenly my brain kicks in and I'm given the gift of thought once again. This one caught me off guard.
Why don't they just eat skinny people?
Seriously. That's what my brain said.
I don't know how to work that joke into this post. Not a clue.
It has nothing to do with the art.
Who really gives a shit about me and how I did nothing today anyway?
Three rather sudden and random reasons why I shouldn't post this:
- Wtf?
- I'm rambling again.
- I can't even think of three.
Alright.
That part is done.
Would anyone here be offended if I stopped writing now? Just raise your hand if you have a problem with that.
I don't have any hands.
I meant to write: I don't see any hands.
Everything backfires. I do have hands and I know this because I can see them.
I hope my face doesn't wrinkle up like these palms.
Suddenly Inspired!
My brain went funny just now.
Imagine a palm reader; with a short attention span.
Now I suddenly feel like drawing a hand with TL;DR written on the palm.
Screw that though...
I have money!
Better put it to good use.
The first one to write TL;DR on their palm along with their username, take a photo of it, and leave that photo under this post in the comment section; they'll win 5 SBD.
There. I just gave everyone an opportunity to earn money by doing a quick hand job.
Have a nice day.
great piece of art, that image is quite abstract and that's the beauty of art; to hide what is real behind the image. Your writing is some kind of an art too, smart writing but little bit of laziness haha! Coffee is indeed a brain stimulant, I, myself, could literally transform my writing into a great obra. BTW are you an introvert sir @nonameslefttouse?
The writing looks lazy on the surface, by design. It's meant to be entertaining and of course some humor here is basic self deprecation stuff. Smart writing, while I attempt to look as dumb as possible. Not all of my posts end up like this. As for your question, I think saying I'm a bit of both would be fair. An ambivert.
I read it! lol![IMG_1827[1].JPG](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmQ2Vj2MFwyZZyX7miiBgPcfxKnKXp8Qj4hghe3Q7pDWUd/IMG_1827%5B1%5D.JPG)
Nice. LOL!
Your prize is on it's way!
Contest closed!
We have a winner!
Thanks man, you rock! When I tell people "I'm earning money on Steemit" sometimes they think it's some sort of porn site. Now I can add that I earned money for doing a sloppy handjob... Calligraphy isn't my strong point lol
Rock beats scissors, man. Whatever that means.
I'm wondering if this was Steemit's first hand job?
I doubt it.
Rock beats scissors and crypto beats paper? lolol Stoked that's the first little contest/prize I've won on here. I've done a few little "name this painting" contests and a couple of little giveaways myself. I should probably do some more soon.
It's fun giving away money. Especially for ridiculous reasons. Thanks for being a good sport. That's about as spontaneous as it gets. I posted this quite late, even after noticing it seems a bit quiet around here. I was hoping I wouldn't regret this decision and have to sit here all night waiting for a winner. Those first few comments by those people who clearly did not read the post had me worried...
I usually read your entire posts. Sometimes the part that makes me laugh out loud is somewhere in the middle, and sometimes it's at the very end, and sometimes it's not even in the post but in your "signoff" lol Occasionally it's the headline and then I'm like "Shit I could have just read the headline" =P
You have both a long life line and a long line of fortune. I would tell you more but the book I read was TL,DR.
Oh shit!!! Wtf, why didn't I read this earlier. damn Gina bot that notified me of your post ten years after. Anyway I'll still drop a photo of my wrinkled palms.
I know the contest is won but you can just get angry and send another 5sbd.😁😁😁😁😁😁
The early bird gets the worm, they say.
I have a bit of extra voting power tonight so, here, enjoy. All is not lost!
All is never lost. Thanks man.
Btw, how do you come up with such stuff, I mean you got people hooked to some rambling as if we are on Meth. You learned it in school or some script writing tutorials?you good man, pretty good.
People ask how, and I can't seem to answer that. It's magic. A performance, in writing. I treat that little post editing box like a stage and have fun with it. It looks like rambling, I say it's rambling; but it is calculated. I still don't know how though.
Vaya, Porque no vi este post antes:( Me fuera gustado subirla, Ho sabes que la subiré aunque no este en el juego quiero intentarlo.
-Veo que usted es igual que mi madre un total adicto al café y como no serlo si es lo que da la calma creo que me estoy convirtiendo en un adicto mas, muy buena imagen le llevo tiempo no? saludos :D
I've been hooked on coffee for nearly two decades. And yes, the art took up most of my day.
Thanks for having fun with this.
Muchas gracias por el apoyo amigo, y Es una dinamica muy buena hablar sobre estas cosas saludos :D
Here you go.
Take it.
Even if the contest is closed, the most important is to participate for the enjoyment.
Cursive. Fancy! What do you see when you look through those glasses? Unicorns? Those are some snazzy spectacles.
I see lights and colors everywhere.
I need more coffee after reading this....lol
You may have inspired me to write about the strange random thoughts that pop into my head...:)
I can't really think of a better use for the strange random thoughts. They pop out as fast as they pop in sometimes. I haven't been able to figure out a way to keep them stored inside of a jar or something so I just write them down here. Whatever happens, happens. I'm not sure if coffee is a requirement or just tasty though.
I had some stored in here, but then my cat knocked it off the shelf and ate all the thoughts that spilled out.
Bad kitty!
Just give it some time. I'm sure you can get a few back when it comes time to scoop the poops. Just wash them off. Nobody needs to know.
lol there's a joke somewhere in there about crappy thoughts....
The line about power saving mode.
It was that, or dimmer switch. Power saving mode felt like the modern thing to say.
I'm not sure what's scarier, the face eater or the face about to be eaten! I could feel my own face being sucked in by that mouth...so yup, the face eater is scarier ;)
Your day sounds a lot like my day, off to drink more coffee ;)
Are you the only to mention the faces this time around? I'm too lazy to look and my mind and memory are hazy. I have a feeling not many saw them, but I'm probably wrong. There's a total of five that I made obvious and one that only I might be able to see.
Looks like I am- I had to stare a bit to see the fifth face, but I found it ;)
*raises hand*
Okay fine, I won't make you write, but only if you promise to keep manipulating pixels. :)
I tried today. Tried the writing and the pixel fun. Nothing seemed to click. This is a new problem for me, I guess.
Was about to take the pic but am going to bed instead. I'll just give myself the handjob and call it even. Goodnight.
Deal.
As I was reading this I left my adrift. Well don't worry too much, nothing much came out of it.
Every time the right kind of synapse fired it was put to sleep by my bad breath. Too much onions can do that to a person. Dying neurons ................. dying at the hands of onions. Man that's not an honorable way to die. Maybe I should start looking at the painting in this post again. Maybe it will give me an idea and you wouldn't mind, would you? You said you had all day :-) and my brain could use the stimulation to find a better way
I don't mind at all. As for all day, well, according to my clock, I have 48 minutes left. Where does the time go...
Yet again your trail of thoughts... it get crazy sometimes. I have it too but not as wacky and cool at the same time. I hope you're not lefthanded and gemini. Anyway, I could use a handjob right now its been difficult for me this few weeks. Perhaps its just aging and I see wrinkles.
The trail of thoughts always leads out, somehow... and nope, I'm not a lefthanded gemini.
Thankfully adammillwardart already won the contest...I didn't have the energy for it anyway.
As far as "face Off"., sometimes I don't want to face myself.
I was hoping it would be quick. I'm actually quite sleepy and didn't want to wait up until 4 am. I wrote a few riddles awhile back. The first time, I offered a prize. I had to sit here and say, "No, sorry, wrong answer," for something like five hours. I did another contest many moons ago. I made people dig through my blog and look for a specific image I produced weeks earlier. A scavenger hunt of sorts. I was impressed that day. It didn't take long for people to find the original post that included the art. I thought they'd be digging for hours, but these folks were hardcore fans. They remembered. I look back at my blog and I can't even remember making some of this stuff. It's good to know people were paying attention.
wow nice art photography i like this keep it up
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Why do hey eat skinny people? Because the price is right. LOL I am enjoying some coffee too. Cheers.
When doing something you love, one might care less and lose track of the time
And I did the same. But I want more coffee.
Your writing style so clever.
Have a good day
Nice blog, beautiful no namer. Needs more coffee though.
Brother !
come late to the contest!
You had time without publishing.
how good you came back again
I have no camera. But I have a picture of a puppy
I can't take it anymore!!! How on earth do you write in that super small font? I've tried to figure it out. I cannot rest until I know the answer. Help a brother out.
Luckily for me, this is the second time this week I've been asked this. I ended up explaining it perfectly in the comment section of this post: https://steemit.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/the-one-eyed-arm-bastard-and-me
I think it's the second comment thread. Can't miss it but if you do, just let me know and I'll help you further. If you have any questions man, always feel free to ask.
Just take my 100% upvote. Take it. Thank you!!