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Thanks man, you rock! When I tell people "I'm earning money on Steemit" sometimes they think it's some sort of porn site. Now I can add that I earned money for doing a sloppy handjob... Calligraphy isn't my strong point lol

Rock beats scissors, man. Whatever that means.

I'm wondering if this was Steemit's first hand job?
I doubt it.

Rock beats scissors and crypto beats paper? lolol Stoked that's the first little contest/prize I've won on here. I've done a few little "name this painting" contests and a couple of little giveaways myself. I should probably do some more soon.

It's fun giving away money. Especially for ridiculous reasons. Thanks for being a good sport. That's about as spontaneous as it gets. I posted this quite late, even after noticing it seems a bit quiet around here. I was hoping I wouldn't regret this decision and have to sit here all night waiting for a winner. Those first few comments by those people who clearly did not read the post had me worried...

I usually read your entire posts. Sometimes the part that makes me laugh out loud is somewhere in the middle, and sometimes it's at the very end, and sometimes it's not even in the post but in your "signoff" lol Occasionally it's the headline and then I'm like "Shit I could have just read the headline" =P