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RE: Canada Dry

in #life6 years ago

I've already been hunting for one to purchase online. They are expensive and since I used a search bar, I've probably been added to the database where they keep the list of pervs. Maybe you can hire a local drunk, offer it a shower, and glue a blonde wig on there somewhere, then send him into the store. Give him one line. "Eh." I doubt he'd screw that up.

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Can they add you twice?

I don't know if there are any funks left that I haven't hired and fled a blonde wig to...

Repeat offender perv watchlist. I don't think that's a good list to be on. I think that means a lifetime subscription to public body cavity search and seizures in front of a news team every day at 6 and then again at 11.

Yeah, that's one that is definitely not one to be hankering after! Hahaha. Danger danger!!