Im not the best at putting words down somewhere from mind to fingers to express my reactions to something..
Hey. Don't sell yourself short. You did a damn fine job here.
I enjoy making people laugh. If this thing had you laughing from top to bottom then that only tells me you got it. So many different layers of humor here combined with what I'm actually trying to say.
Trained professional... well, I can't really learn how to make people laugh. I did do a lot of research on humor though, a long time ago. I always wanted to be prepared so I could explain myself in the event of a catastrophe. At first I was worried about how people would react. I'm looking for laughs, but what if they read it seriously! That used to be my internal struggle. I could easily list off every form of humor used here, offer definitions and plenty of reading material.... I'm so glad people just get it. These days, I just go for it. No need to worry about what others might think.
Thanks for laughing. That's the main thing. I'll follow your blog. Can't promise any votes, but you might impress me someday, and I don't mind giving you that chance.