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It's like something from a cold and tense horror movie

It's like the bad news hotline.

Pretty much. I don't think I can think of a time it has delivered anything else!

I don't say hello anymore. I just ask, "How much?"

I just try to pour all my money into the receiver!!

Lucky! I have to suck my receiver because I'm broke...

I hope it wears a facemask. It's a dangerous world out there