Hmmm. It's almost as if this post exists and the only reason is to challenge my ability to bite my tongue. Why have so many little zingers come to mind in such a short period of time and why am I battling thoughts down attempting to convince me the words would somehow add to this? Does the comedy simply write itself?
This could explain why my body did a weird thing yesterday. I was casually browsing content when I stumbled into a character passionately/angrily telling his camera in so many words everyone needs to remain calm. Similar to this with a hint of grandfatherly lecture except grandpa forgot his pills so was some place between here and dementia again.
My system did not know how to process anything it had been fed and rejected it all, naturally, knocking the wind out of me in a way that sounded exactly like laughter. Was caught completely off guard. Nearly choked on it. Then I pissed myself and made a huge mess. All this at the exact moment a woman came from out of nowhere and asked if I was ready to order or needed more time. Okay maybe I'm exaggerating but isn't that what we do here?
Hahah, yes indeed. Thats what we do to spice up the telling of life.
You did piss yourself tho, that bit was right?
I think the comedy does write itself half the time but it sure is helped when you read others telling everyone stuff that they don't truly believe either but want to be seen as the great oracle or influencer!
I always piss my pants. It's so warm and cozy.
It's just funny. I learned the hard way back in 2017 after taking some 'this is not financial advice'.
Then I got lucky for a time. Nowadays I've lost all interest. Sure I stick to the basics and enjoy my vacations but that's about it.
Ah yes, the old not financial advice, that was and is always a crock. Hey, this coin is great! This coin changes everything, not financial advice. Wankers!
Best not to be interested in all the crypto shenanigans. I don't really fuss myself! :OD