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I wear a bowl suit, ski suits are for when I eat yoghurt!

I was sick of getting yoghurt on my suit so I just eat it in the nude now then rub it in. Luckily I identify as a napkin so people stopped calling the cops.

I identify as turnip soup so that people never know how to take me

They'll take you to, The Bowl.

This is priceless 😂😂