So you're telling me I don't need a rocket. All I need is a shovel to get to mars?
Fun Fact: I look like Mars
Not so fun fact: Scientist are the only people who are smart enough to be able to blow up the entire planet disc.
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You are red and dusty? Awesome. Being Scottish I am more like Neptune, blue and gassy :OD
Good old scientists, they are never happy. They should have stopped at bath salts but oh no they had to take it further
No. Dead and rusty. You're getting your letters mixed up again.
I'm glad to hear you're not Uranus.
I count my blessings each day that I'm not Uranus. Not after that last time.
Drusty
Every scientist I talk to says Uranus smells like ammonia.
I think they mean anosmia. They never quite get it right these boffins
Hey. Did you know if you were from Boston, and had too much to drink, there's a strong chance someone might say to you, "Hey! Quit boffin on my shoes!"
Really? I fucking love Bostonians. Its said that they invented the spleen. I think we should all take a moment to wonder at their boundless imaginations!