Well at first I suspected Woody Harrelson. But he was in the movie I was watching at the time so I had to rule him out knowing it's impossible to be in two places at once.
I doubt Snoop Dogg would do it. Whiskey wasn't the case that they gave him.
Oh. Well that's, good. It's, okay. Everything's fine. I just spent thirty grand getting an order of Free Willie stickers pushed through. No refunds. Six pallets coming from China on a fucking jet and you just wanted to meet the guy?
But what about the aliens? Or the mice in the skirting. Shouldn't we consider all options!!!
Well at first I suspected Woody Harrelson. But he was in the movie I was watching at the time so I had to rule him out knowing it's impossible to be in two places at once.
I doubt Snoop Dogg would do it. Whiskey wasn't the case that they gave him.
Wait a minute.
Willie fuckin Nelson!
It's always Williefuckin Nelson!!!
Tom Hanks was my second guess. I didn't believe he was ever stranded anywhere. All the clues add up
Willie fuckin Nelson deserved that bottle. I can't believe you guys are doing this to him!
Free Willie!
We just want to find him to give him a full bottle!!!
Honest...
Oh. Well that's, good. It's, okay. Everything's fine. I just spent thirty grand getting an order of Free Willie stickers pushed through. No refunds. Six pallets coming from China on a fucking jet and you just wanted to meet the guy?
Yeah, shakey handy, all that jazz.
Hey, I tell you what, we could set up a man brothel and use your stickers for publicity for the opening night!
I agree, El-jeffe hit that bottle like a $2 whore and now he can't remember knocking it off the next morning.
That or it was Willie fuckin Nelson. I don't even know anymore. I suck at this job.
Willie is a good suspect, but I am more inclined to suspect him if it was the devil's lettuce and not whiskey.
I didn't even know they made salad in hell.