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But what about the aliens? Or the mice in the skirting. Shouldn't we consider all options!!!

Well at first I suspected Woody Harrelson. But he was in the movie I was watching at the time so I had to rule him out knowing it's impossible to be in two places at once.

I doubt Snoop Dogg would do it. Whiskey wasn't the case that they gave him.

Wait a minute.

Willie fuckin Nelson!

It's always Williefuckin Nelson!!!

Tom Hanks was my second guess. I didn't believe he was ever stranded anywhere. All the clues add up

Willie fuckin Nelson deserved that bottle. I can't believe you guys are doing this to him!

Free Willie!

We just want to find him to give him a full bottle!!!

Honest...

Oh. Well that's, good. It's, okay. Everything's fine. I just spent thirty grand getting an order of Free Willie stickers pushed through. No refunds. Six pallets coming from China on a fucking jet and you just wanted to meet the guy?

Yeah, shakey handy, all that jazz.

Hey, I tell you what, we could set up a man brothel and use your stickers for publicity for the opening night!

I agree, El-jeffe hit that bottle like a $2 whore and now he can't remember knocking it off the next morning.

That or it was Willie fuckin Nelson. I don't even know anymore. I suck at this job.

Willie is a good suspect, but I am more inclined to suspect him if it was the devil's lettuce and not whiskey.

I didn't even know they made salad in hell.