Sorry, I can't bring myself to say blood sausage ever since an unfortunate incident with an ex-girlfriend and an unexpected visit from the moon fairies whilst we were 'hiding the purple monkey'
Arrr, like a true sailor, you've sailed all the seven seas!
Oh goody?!
Next time add the magic virus word in there somewhere, doesn't matter how. Police will jump at it right away, dear ones will ask if you're safe. The media will be there way before the ambulance. "Sir, you found the contaminated stabbing object with the infectious mud all over it, right?"
Recently had a conversation with an emergency service myself. "Where are you sir?" There was me thinking I would already have been spotted by a dozen satellites. Apparently I'm still chip free.
"On earth, and you?", was not the right answer for me to give either.
"Your phone does not send your position to us Sir.", it was not my phone. Nor did I know phones could do that, without me giving permission.
Anyway, forgot to say the magic virus word. That would probably have saved a lot of time.
About time people got chipped, damned. Not me of course, as I do want to go through life like a ghost. Being invisibly visible, must be freaking awesome!
Ihave sailed all the seven seas. hahahahhahah, oh my, that is a fantastic way to put it.
I would like to think that people couldn't randomly track my information either but you just never know when it comes to devices and all that. What will things be like when they start pushing the smart fabrics on us and everything is tracked to the nth degree!!
Have a good one mate!