Yes, they must have put a lot of effort into hiding the real surprise!
First having you believe this is some get ZEN just by sitting on a bag of beans mumbo jumbo. And then the: "Hahaha, you did not really think we would fob you off with such rubbish, right? Well, go on then, slice your bag open and see what's inside!"
And for a huge blue bag filled with shiny golden doubloons an apology is in order.
What a generous gesture! 😄
Never let it be said that they are anything but magnanimous generous employers...
Oh wait, that's bollocks! :OD
😄