Hahahaha you are not a lady and you don't do crack. I like that part.
They are definitely a great gift, seeing you have need of them and you could put them to proper use. What comes from the heart, touches the heart. Once it is important to you, it becomes useful. They just made things a little easier for you Papa. Really admire the kind of neighbours you are blessed with.
I am truly blessed with my neighbors! I cannot argue against that!
Also, glad that you liked that first part. Hopefully people do not give crack as a gift.
Hahahahahahahahaha.