Jesus. You don't need to make up some cockamamie story about an accident to cover up your bar fight wounds. Just admit that you two had too much mezcal and decided to take out a couple of bouncers at the titty bar.
We're not here to judge.
In all seriousness, we're glad you guys are alright.
hahahaha we got such a good laugh from this @profanereviews!!! You got us; the gig is up now :)