It's so weird how kids pick up on things and create something in their own head. I was in the emergency room years ago and my wife, convinced I was near my end, insisted on being in the room with all 4 kids. Irina, the youngest was about 5 and asks the doctor if she might have "some butt inspection gloves." I have no idea where that came from!
That's a proper left field one!! You will be glad that they never produced them, hehe!!