I'll give you the secret of a successful bank robbery (You should like this being a beer lover)
A guy walked into a bank in Cambridge Mass with a paper bag and the remote from an old TV. He hands the teller a note saying he wants the money and if anyone follows, he'll blow up the bank. The bomb squad arrives after the guy is gone and inside of the bag are two 16 oz Budweiser cans. They never caught him... So if you need a few extra bucks...
Lol, that's smashing but that has jail time written all over it!! Apart from that lucky dude that is!!