I've said it before and I'll say it ye cannae beat the Glasgow banter.
I think that after being away from Glasgow for so long, those rose tinted glasses of mine have become quite thick and your humourous but true post may have lifted the rose tint from my rear view mirror.
Still I do miss the place ;-)
Its a great place for the banter. Horrifyingly though I am sure you wont miss the sheer horror of envy that is the scottish/glasgow way of deriding anyone who makes anything of themselves. Its quite gnarly!