I miss the Glasgow banter, sadly the word cunt is only really used in Glasgow, no one believes me about how common a word it is in Glasgow.
From the welcoming words of 'haw you ya cunt, long time no see' to the classic insult of 'if there was a competition to find the biggest cunt, you would come 2nd and you know why you wouldn't win? It's because you are a cunt!', as a proud Glaswegian it's fun to use the word again ;-)
Sorry I digress, glad you are having a good holiday
Hehe, I know exactly what you mean though.
One of my most favourite overheard insults was...
You're a cunt ya dick
I didn't want to point out the contradiction :0)
Now that could be classed as pure unadulterated Glasgow banter :-)